Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Feminine power all the way!

“Agar ladkey kutty hain ,toh unhe banane wali bhi yeh ladkiyan hain”

Do you agree? I don’t and I am writing this post so as to present my arguments against this notion.

First thought- The above statement adds another feather to a man’s traits and that is “passing the buck”. I don’t want this to be another Male v/s Female thing but can’t help it. I must confess I have always loved male bashing and for me nothing can beat the sight of a guy getting a beating from his girlfriend(haven’t seen such thing for ages Sigh!). Coming back to the point, is it our fault that we are pretty? That’s how we were meant to be, Isn’t it! If our beauty brings alive the canine in you then we are not to be blamed. Although we are not ‘Dhud ki dhuli ’and neither are you. We do occasionally indulge in ‘Harmless Flirting’ but we do it in a very uhmm shall I say a ‘Clean Way’. I remember spending long hours in the college canteen lawns and checking out hot guys (those were the days!) .However, we don’t give those dirty stares; that ‘rape with eyes look’. That’s your prerogative Mr.

Once upon a time, we were kept behind the veil; never allowed to voice our opinion forget about asserting our sexuality. Now that we are doing it, you are blaming us. Guys! When will you grow up! Being a woman is not easy as it seems. We have to live with PMS and cope up with mood swings and monthly stomach cramps. We are the ones who bear the baby and you can never ever imagine the intensity of labor pains. And they call us the ‘weaker sex’!

We wear revealing clothes and you start fantasizing! (its another thing that you fantasize about a covered woman as well) Well, at times, that’s our main purpose for wearing such outfits but not always. We dress up to feel like a million bucks or just to make our girlfriends jealous ;) We always dress up so as to impress you Take away this thing from your mind Mr.! Looking at the other side of it, we know it doesn’t take much effort to make a man fall weak in the knees. An inviting look in the eyes is more than enough to set your tails wagging! Of, course exceptions are always there (and welcome, thank God!). This is what I call the ‘Feminine Power’. And to get rid of a guy…Get closer and Closer and Closer(play on with your commitment phobia), yeah that’s the Fastrack advertisement. Advertisements remind me of the AXE kind, a hint of Axe is all you need to get us crazy! How pathetic! I mean we aren’t pattaoed that easily (though exceptions always exist).

Roving eye- Yes we girls also have roving eyes. We do tend to check out a guy’s butt and I know a few girls who fell for a certain guy just because he had cute butt. But we are not like you, checking out I don’t know what all stuff. We have our own discreet ways to catch your attention (secret weapons! which I won’t disclose here). I can say for sure even you guys enjoy being wooed. However, we do it in a playful way; we don’t stoop down to dirty ways. We don’t go around throwing acids when rejected or rape you in a fit of rage. This reminds me of a stray incident in Pakistan (can you believe it!) where a man was raped by a group of women. Tit for Tat! In this era, women are doing all jobs which were initially meant for men only, so why not this! However, harassment is a heinous act and I don’t advocate it, no matter whosoever does it.
I guess men are getting a taste of their own medicine and this is just the beginning.Hey! i am getting a sense of achievement(don't know why!) after having completed this.Feels great :)

Kudos to Feminine power!

2 comments:

kasabiangirl said...

Awesome post! Fun and entertaining...Male bashing is fun isn't it? :)

A friend of mine beat up her boyfriend when she found out he had cheated...It must have felt good ;)

Keep blogging!

monica said...

Thanks Kasabiangirl for your comments.Male bashing is surly fun:) I am feeling flattered to see two new followers :P

How i wish i could see your friend's boyfriend get a beating :P