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D for Dumb!

I bet this is gonna be real fun.
It is called Dumb dumber Dumbest QUIZ. I know for sure my number shall hover around an 80 or 90 and that would be a giant leap from the academics percentage :P

Here's the quiz

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking

[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door

[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself

[x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks

OK 4 for now

[x] You have run into a tree/bush.

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow

[x] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times

[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm.

[x] You just tried to sing them.

9 Already!!

[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

[ ] You have choked on your own spit .

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.

[ ] You’ve never seen the Matrix.

[x] You type only with two fingers.

12 for now!

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire

[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair

[x] You stared hard at someone trying to figure whether the person was he or she

15...am racing up on this one!

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking

[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about

[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you

[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math

19...hmmmmmm ????

[ ] You have eaten a bug

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand

[ ] You have ran around naked in your house.

22, my favorite number

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.

[ ] You break a lot of things.

[x] Your friends know not to use big words around you.

[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before

[ ] Mistook your teacher to be a student

25 and counting further!

[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall

[x] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.

[ ] Have you opened your mouth to say something but then you pretended as if you were yawning because you forgot what you wanted to say.

TOTAL 27


I am (27/40)*100 = 67.5% DUMB!!!

That's it? Was expecting more here...surprising!

Let us see how honestly dumb Parul,Venu,Sobhit and Faith are.
Have fun guys!I am sure you won't complain of this tag(not really a tag though!) :P

Rohini, thanks for inviting me to take this CRAZZZY quiz!

Comments

sobhit said…
hmmm... dis aint a tag.. rathr more like a questionaire.. but no worries time pass hai :P .. its like anthr of dos quizzes v hv on FB... n 67 % dumb... not bad..
Parul said…
67% for you, wonder how much will i get :P :P
Had fun reading it!
Pinpaks said…
cooollll!!

you type with two fingers!! somehow I find that the most surprising :D

Thanks for doing it.. I had so much fun reading it.. haha..
Anonymous said…
Very interesting and cool answers!
MothSmokeLover said…
Interesting quiz. Liked your answers! :)

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